Ok, you wanna talk about the ultimate Guilty Pleasure fun moovie?? We’ve found it with Richard Mogg‘s lost 2012 flick Hot Chicks Blast Uranus, which was made in 2012 and released in 2021, and absolutely everybody on the planet needs to see right now! I mean, who doesn’t want to see a bevy of hotties blasting evil stuffed Elmo puppets from outer space?? Its the stuff that dreams, and fun episodes of Indie Film Cafe, are made from! Join Moody, the MooCow, and special guest co-host Ri Maku and get ready to blast those stuffies! :=8D
At a halfway house for troubled teen girls, one Miss Candy Pickles shows the ladies, and the world, who is the boss babe when the earth is invaded by slimy gummie worms from plastic ball space ships which invade human cavities and produce – you guessed it! – one eyed Elmo monster stuffies! Fortunately, Candy is able to overcome the udder girl’s problems and traumas, and unite them all, in a cowsmic battle to the death – and perhaps save mankind and the world from Elmo destruction! AND, if that weren’t kewl enough, it turns out that Ms. Pickles was destined for greatness, just as this film should be! And Alexis Belvedere is the hero we all need!
This flick was soooo much crazy, overthetop fun, with a rockin’ soundtrack, very ‘special’ special effects, colorful costumes, some 40+ ‘teenagers’, and a timely message about overcowming our differences to defeat a common (and fuzzy!) evil – this moovie promised stinky, silly fun, and delivered it in spades! If you already know RickMoe Productions (Bigfoot Ate My Boyfriend, Teenage Slumber Party Nightmare, Easter Bunny Bloodbath), then you know what to expect – and if you don’t then this is the perfect place to start! I gets the feeling we will be seeing moore of Richard Mogg on Indie Film Cafe in the not too distant future!
And the scores are in! As expected, Hot Chicks Blast Uranus scored pretty low on the Stinkometer, getting a 4.0 from Moody, a 5.0 from Ri Maku, and a 3.0 from da MooCow, giving the film a total Stink Score of 12, which is a Stinky Average of 4.0! On the Ladder of Stink this moovie is tied with Witchouse 3 and Shrunken Heads! Not too shabby!
Check out the fun trailer HERE. And this is the ‘mosaic’ trailer! Its not streaming anywhere this cow cud find, unfortunately, but you can order yerself a dvd copy right HERE! Honestly, if there is any justice in this world this moovie would be available everywhere! Since the moovie is pretty rare, there are no swag sites I cud find – but they did a pretty nice review of the moovie at Horrorsociety.com, which you should check out. It can also be found on the Facebook page for B-Movie.com, with an ordering site as well.
Let’s hope this moovie can get sold everywhere, ’cause the world sorely needs fun indie flicks like Hot Chicks Blast Uranus!
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