NOM NOM NOM!!!! I mean, who doesn’t love donuts? Well, cowsider this: suppose you had a dozen or so of evil, toothy, mootant donuts, ready to CHOMP YOUR FACE OFF – would you love them then? Well…..they’d be dangerous, but still tasty! And honestly, who cud pass up a moovie about a box of killer donuts – not the Indie Film Cafe crew, that’s for sure! Join Moody, the MooCow, and our always lovely special guest co-host Liz Fletcher as we chomp down on this yummy lil snack of a moovie in our latest Indie Film Cafe episode!
Poor Johnny; he has a dead end job at a donut shop, he THINKS he has a hot girlfriend in the form of the intensely hot blonde named Veronica, but she’s just using him for money; and he’s totally ignoring the intensely hot brunette he works with, Michelle. He has a bad boss, Cliff, a mad scientist for an uncle, Luther, and a weird sidekick friend who is hot for Johnny’s mom, Howard. Crazy uncle Luther has a fight with jerky Cliff in the donut shop, and hey-presto, a vial full of green radioactive falls out and cowtaminates the donuts, bringing them to life, as happens, and from there out the crazy munchies start. Officers Rogers and Hammerstein arrive to try to cowtrol the scene, but there is just no stopping this dirty dozen, and the bodies start piling up! Can our heroes fight off the ravening hordes of evil toothy acid-spewing flying killer donuts? Mayyyybeeee……???
Seriously, if you can’t crack a smile during this fun flick then I don’t want to know what kind of sadness haunts your life. For sheer over the top, silly, goofy AF pure FUN goes, its hard to muffin top this crazy cruller of a film! The moovie stars Justin Ray (Club Dead) as Johnny, Kayla Compton(The Flash tv series ) as Michelle, Michael Swan (Dinocroc vs. Supergator) as Uncle Luther, Lauren Elise (Clown Town) as Veronica, and C Thomas Howell (about a million moovies) as Officer Rogers. Director Scott Wheeler has previously given us Avalanche Sharks, Transmorphers: the Fall of Men, Celebrity Sex Tape, and a few udder frisky gobblers, but none of them is as fun, inventive, or just plain wackadoodle as this flick! AND it went to Cannes!!!
Well, the votes are in, and as expected this fun flick got a pretty low score: everyone gave it a 2, giving Attack of the Killer Donuts a total Stink Score of 6, and a Stinky Average of 2! Holy Donuts, that ties it on the Ladder of Stink for the lowest scores of all time, with Gamebox 1.0 and Drunken Wu Tang!!! Liz especially seemed to have a lot of fun with this moovie, so I was glad to introduce it to her.
Check out the fun trailer HERE. You can watch it for free on both Youtube and Tubi. Go to Amazon, and you can find it streaming on Prime AND you can pick up the DVD! You can also buy the DVD at Walmart, MovieMars.com, and Barnes & Nobel. Or you can pick it up re-sale at Ebay and ThriftBooks.com: trust me, you want a copy of this moovie in yer hot little hands at all times! You can get a copy of the fun pink film poster at PosterLounge.com, and the original poster in digital form at CineMaterial.com. IDPoster.com has it as well, in custom sizes. Good ol RedBubble has the tee shirt, as does Amazon . And check out this cowplete set of kewl killer donuts from Etsy!!! You can even order one with a custom color frosting! And dig this killer donut coffee mug!!! Geek Authority Girl does a nice web piece on the film, as does Morbidly Beautiful and Modern Horrors.com. You can get the script HERE! And Trivial Theater does a Deep Fred Movie Review on the flick as well.
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