BOING BOING BOING!!! Ok, we get that the Polonia brothers has been in the indie biz a long, long time, and have done some kewl, and weird, flicks, BOING BOING BOING!!! but C’mon, this wretched, dumb bunny of a moovie is just hare-brained garbage! Naturally, Moody and special guest co-host Madeline Deering just absolutely loved it BOING BOING BOING!!! which made the MooCow just wanna yank the spots off his furry back. Well, join us for the latest episode of Indie Film Cafe, and check out if SOMEbunny has been schmoking some wacky weed on this one! YOUR MOM!!!
So, a crappy, incowpetent magician kills himself and is reincarnated as Peter Rottentail, a cheap unfunny, unscary bunny demon who literally hops BOING BOING BOING!!! everywhere BOING BOING BOING!!! with these stupid BOING BOING BOING!!! constant BOING BOING BOING!!! lazy BOING BOING BOING!!! sound FX. Are ye getting a picture on what got the MooCow’s goat here, folks? Anycow, said demon bunny has nothing else better to do than to kill off a pile of nobodies in some nowhere town, utilizing nothing moore than a couple of fake carrots and lots of BOING BOING BOING!!!s. It is one of the dumbest and cheapest flicks this cow has ever seen, which is why, I is pretty sure, that Moody and Mad Deer loved it so mooch. Whackadoodles!
John Polonia himself plays the demon bunny, and I want to ask the dude, man did your arches hurt after all that hopping around? BOING BOING BOING!!! Unfortunately, he has since passed on, leaving twin brother Mark Polonia to carry on the indie film tradition, which he has done with such flicks as Camp Blood First Slaughter, Bigfoot VS Zombies, Amityville Exorcism, Shark Encounters of the Third Kind, and a whole host of udder micro-budgeted indie cheapies. Moost everyone else in the cast are friends and family, some of which end up in udder Polonia brothers flicks, some of which are admittedly pretty fun, and udders, well, kind of suck. I guess this is sub-SubRosa stuff.
Well, as you might expect, madness and mayhem happens, along with a whole lotta BOING BOING BOING!!!s, and there is even room for a sequel at the end with a lil’ baby demon bunny – which never happened, thankfully, the Polonias are nothing if not prolific, and they just had too many flicks on their plate to deal with than to go back to this half-baked, hare-brained schlock. Yeah, this film is not well-liked, overall. Well, we all would have liked a little moore of Kristen Wiltse, as Abby, although she does show up later in Razorteeth. So is this Rottentail as bad, or better, than the 2019 flick, also called Rottentail (with Dominique Swain and Corin Nemec)?? Stay tuned to IFC and find out!
Well, the votes are in, and it looks like the MooCow is in the minority with this one, ’cause he gave Peter Rottentail a swift 9, while Moody scored it a 6, and Madeline Deering, whose heart is filled with hearts, rainbows, and bunnies, gave it a 3, making the total Stink Score an 18, which is a Stinky Average of 6.0! On the Ladder of Stink this moovie ties with Airborne and Haggard.
Check out the bunny trailer HERE. It is currently floating around on Tubi, so check it out for free there. Not an easy DVD to find, but you can get it at Oldies.com; on Amazon it is part of a double feature along with Holla! If I Kill You; or you cana go to SRS Cinema itself and buy it as part of a triple feature, along with Rozorteeth and World of the Erotic Ape, which the MooCow recowmends – here is the trailer for this DVD. Oh yeah, you better believe we’re doing the Erotic Ape moovie on IFC in the not too distant future! ;=8) As usual, you can always find flicks like this in the re-sale market, especially Ebay. You can get the digital poster at Movieposterdb.com, as well as Goldposter.com. No udder schwag to be found, but check out udder reviews of this flick, including Mr. He’s Calender Ghouls, Movies to Watch on a Rainy Afternoon, and B-Movie Bros. There is also an unboxing for Sheriff Callie, and an its featured on an episode of Cinema Cyanide. BOING BOING BOING!!!
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