Yes, once again Neil Breen is here, back with Indie Film Cafe, NOW! And this time…well, he’s pretty mooch the same cowsmic superman we all know him to be: “Disappointed by its creation, the almighty being that created Man arrives on Earth in a human form and interacts with various troubled, wicked and sinful people on his journey to Vegas”. And whatever happens in Vegas…well, you know. Check out the Latest Podcast Episode to hear what Moody, the MooCow, and special guest co-host Rebecca Rinehart have to say!
Yeah, as usual, its an-udder off the wall, wacko, straaaaange-o flick from one Mr. Neil Breen, humbly casting himself as God and passing judgement on the crappy humans he finds wandering around Las Vegas, known as a spot for finding the finest human beings on the planet! There are druggies, gangsters, prostitutes, politicians, lawyers, cancer-chemo handicapped people, and plastic baby dolls plus the weird men who are amazed by them – and none of them cud possibly be as perfect as Neil Breen…errr, God…the BEING…whatever! And boy howdy do things get messy!
One of auteur Breen’s earlier flicks, I Am here…Now is one weird, jumbled, cowfusing mess of a flick by which the Almighty Being (Breen) gets to windingly pontificate on all of us unworthy, stinky humans, and wonder if HE should just flush the whole damn mess away and start all over again – heck, this cow has thought the same many times. The narrative weird and cowfusing, and there are a lot of odd scenes, which is par for the course for our favorite Vegas director, though this flick lacks the polish of some of his later films – though for the moost part they too are weird and cowfusing. As usual, there is no one else besides BREEN who stands out, although Tommie Vegas (Project M, Party Night, Another Evil Night) does appear in the opening as a cowfused human. And, as usual, the acting is amazeballs!
As for the story, who the heck knows? Doesn’t matter, its Neil Breen!!! Don’t give up baby! :=8D
Well, the votes are in and the streak is broken!!! After 30’s from our first two Neil Breen flicks, I Am Here…Now only comes back with a 28 Total Stink Score, getting 10’s from Moody and the MooCow, but only an 8 from Rebecca Rinehart, who is clearly in love, love, love with our Supreme Being, and that’s ok! That’s a Stinky Average of 9.3 – pretty stinky, but it falls just outside of Stinky Heaven! A little disappointed in our species??
The glorious trailer is right HERE. Some kind soul put it up on the Tube of You, but I dunno cow long it will stay up there so do yourself a favor and watch it NOW before the Supreme Being of the Universe uses his mind powers to make it go away! :=8O
You can also find this and udder Neil Breen delights on the Internet Archive.org. Udderwise you have to git your hooves on a copy through the man himself – and this is cow you do it:
www.facebook.com/neil.breen.12
https://www.fatefulfindings.biz is the webpage where you can order some Breenerage, but not all the Breenerage, but who knows, maybe you can now.
You can watch the 6 minute version HERE. And of course, the flick was covered by Cinema Snob! And there are many udders who review the flick too.
Redbubble.com has a BUNCH of Breen posters, and you need each and every one of them! Cinematerial.com has the digital posters on all of them too. Neil Breen muggage can be found here too! And its all clean, baby!
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